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Winter is cold in Michigan. All my applications are done & sent, except for the American University of Paris. But that is in March, and I'm in no hurry. My roommate is taking a poetry class and I helped her fix the line breaks on her poems tonight. Her first language is Korean, but I think that only makes her work sound cooler.
I want to get out of here. Get out of my dorm, my schedule, the shitty coffee at the student cafe. Today I got clip-on earrings. I've sort of resigned myself to the fact that I will never get around to piercing my ears.
I am so ready to graduate. My friend Lily was out of her mind the other day and was struck by some sheer brilliance, here is a quote:
"If the brain uses both sides does the ankle use both hair-dryers?"

These are from around Christmas time.




My next door neighbor, Justin.


Candids make me nervous.






Nikole is my best friend because she understands that some nights really are McDonalds nights.








Chris got pneumonia from inhaling lighter fluid whilst trying to fire-breathe.


My roommate.




Chedder.


Is anyone else a little disturbed by this?

12

New Years Eve was the most ridiculous time of my life. My gay ex boyfriend, Sean, and I headed out from his work (7 For All Mankind), rushed to his casa where we drank some champagne (read: a bottle), and figured out that tying ties is really fucking hard. Then um we sped to Target so he could buy a belt and then almost forgot said belt. But finally, we arrived at the Ritz Carlton! Woo. His grandmother (Lala), her Jewish husband (Saba), Aunt Jolie (his aunt), Manny (her bf), Charlotte (a free lance artist) & Bob (a psychiatrist) were all there. We chilled at the snazzy table for a while and then got up and powdered our noses in the girls bathroom, haha. Anyway, I drank like five vanilla cosmos, ate some flan, had some more champagne, did the electric slide, left some drunk messages, it was a good night. Plus, the next morning we got WHATABURGER. Fuck yeah.

Anyway, Happy New Year. I don't do surveys so this is what I do every year instead:
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Incidentally, thank you guys so so much for your comments. I'm glad someone is actually reading this, haha.